taste-testing blog: Battle of the Tarts

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Battle of the Tarts



In this corner, the lip-synching queen of fluff...



And in this corner, the latina ho!

Too bad though; I wanted two blonde bimbos who are stiff before the camera and have zero actual raw talent to go at it here... Alas, Brooke Hogan wasn't available. Her dad wisly took her video off the available ones list, methinks... Just like he was wise to always elude Crocodile Dundee all these years (while other action stars such as Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme have shown up in wrestling...) - Hulk Hogan, the alleged Hollywood Hogan, would not want to be humiliated by Paul Hogan - the real Hollywood Hogan! ;)

ANYWAY... WHO IS THE LEAST ANNOYING OF THE TWO HERE?!?

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