Which Bug Would YOU Rather Be Bitten By This Summer - HONESTLY NOW!

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Or... Which tangled web of deceit would you rather be all tangled up with...?

Him...

THE WEB...



or SPIDER-WOMAN...!

(Not to be confused with this gal now... Or this one either!
Puh-leeeease - spare me any talk of Spider-Girl though!)

Yeah - Spidey Sucks!

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