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 With a great (as in GIGANTIC) multiplication of such... things nowadays, 

WHICH ONE IS THE BEST LESBIAN KISS NOW 

THAT WAS EVER FILMED - FOR TELEVISION OR CINEMA? 

This classic Fellini Satyricon of 1969 liplock? 

(When this was filmed, it was extremely rare to witness 

anything of the sort anywhere - especially not on the small screen! 

Two female actors locking lips like this? Fellini was daring.) 

But does such boldness from a director 

warrant giving it the precious BLK title here - now? 

Well... We have got to look at the other candidates first: 

So, yes - as evidenced here, Fellini didn't invent anything 

and, besides, his staged liplock is awkward and parodical 

- hence it cannot win top prize! Who shall it be, then? 

This classic meme, perhaps? 

If only to insult all the artistic film directors 

that are full of themselves  

- elitists that they are - 

to see a mere meme top all of their 

combined artistic merit 

must be a real nightmare! 

Their collective ego must be mightily bruised! 

And I am so happy to be the one 

to deliver that blow!