Do You Compute? Original Versus Copy-Cats

The Original...




And the "homage"...


Which one do you prefer, folks?

Donnie Iris - sort of Pennsylvania's
one-man STYX...?

Or his devoted -
and imitative -
admirers?


(I know Pittsburgh pukes will vote for Mr. Iris -
as well they should too;
they have so few legends down there
to really call their own
(I mean, Clemente was a foreigner!
Mario is a (lesser) one too!
And Jaromir went to NYC!
Sure, you are happy with Crosby now...
And the Steelers might steal one...
one day...
Or they might not!
Your odd assemblage of
Pirates and Penguins
just never made for much
genuine "local pride"...
More likely it is good for
mere mercenary behaviour -
like that Recchi shortie
who will hang out for a while
and then take off for
greener pastures...
When he can!
But I digress...)

So - Donnie Iris
is a legend in Pittsburgh
(Is it Donnie or Donny anyway?)

Vote for him!

But the rest of the world
(dumb as they are worldwide)
might vote for the copycat nerd!

Who knows!

You gotta VOTE, folks -
and then we will find out - EH?


And speaking of EH...
(Note the origin of this pirated video!
The first one, that is...
DUH!
It can only be the first one -
the ORIGINAL ONE -
since the second one is but
a cheap homemade thingie!
The sort that even
AMERICA'S HOME VIDEOS
actually shuns!
But I am digressing again...!!!)

The ORIGINAL Donnie Iris video
was actually made fun of
on French-Canadian cable channel
MUSIQUE PUS... I mean, PLUS...
On a show hosted by a Montreal
stand-up comedian
who speaks zero english
and goes by the name of
Louis-José Houde, I do believe
(not the best marquee name, EH?)
And the show is called
"DOLLARACLIP"
(Sort of a nod to
local dollar store chain
DOLLARAMA (they should sue!)
Aye - DOLLARACLIP is, hence,
a showcase for both
cheap videos
and cheap comedy -
provided by the lousy host!)

HA!
Pittsburgh's Legend
is treated as trash
in MONTRÉAL...?!?
The dreary so-called
"talents"
that pepper Montreal's
so-called star system
KNOW NOT HOW TO ENTERTAIN!
DONNIE IRIS DOES!


I'd say they trashed Iris
out of spite!

Yeha folks -
this is truly
PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY
ONE!
Donnie Iris will do more
for any live audience
that a dozen Quebec-groomed
new talents ever will!
(Star Academy graduates,
for instance...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)


And Louis-José must be pallies
with Mario Pelchat or something!

*LOL*