Which is the greatest fallacy found on Care2 profiles...?

CATS PLAYING IN A PING-PONG TOURNAMENT...


The way these cats play, this is assuredly going to be the "neverending pingpong match" - yeah meow! :!
I'm betting on Toonces to outhustle Morris though - one of these nine lives that is, yeah! *sigh*


BLINKING BUDDIES


Blink and you'll miss it
- and next thing you know, the darn critters are rolling around the grass engaged in hissy combat; fang, tooth, nail and claw at it too!



TRICK OR TREATIN'S IN APRIL NOW...?



Witches don't FLY (with me)
And EASTER BUNNIES don't hang out with HALLOWEEN HAGS - quit mixing up "holidays" in a "holidaze" - you cooks! ;)

And I never heard of "Sparrowette" - Samantha, the Bewitched One and Tabitha (and granny lesbo Endora too) yes; and, in more recent years, Sabrina the Teenaged Witch of course... And the Charmed Sisters; Patch, Puke and Pester - something like that! No - no "sparrowettes" there...
Are you sure it isn't "Satan's Marionette" instead?



BLESSINGS? WHAT HAPPENED TO "NAMASTE"...?



Those wretched creatures are NOT "blessed" - with good looks or with anything else!
And besides - Thursday is not witchcraft day - Tuesday is!
Right, Grizelda?




NO SAFETY NET FOR SORCERY ADEPTS...



Thought I told you they didn't FLY...?
Not without a special kind of Baby Oil, they can't - allegedly...!
:!

And as for the drinking habit - let them drink and get drunk and crash into high rise buildings - I say! ;)





A SWORD & SORCERY FIGURE FOR REAL...? HA!



No eternally teeny girl named "Sparrowette" could ever be so well-endowed... EVER!
I know the Teen Titans' Arrowette, btw - but there are no sparrows there! A few Robins, yes! And a Raven too! None had big boobies though! ;)



GIVE IT... UP, ALREADY!



Peace...
Right.

And they shot him dead once he got off that boat!
Sounds more like "this means WAR" to me -
you s(c)issy! ;)