Sexy vs Sexy

A couple of decades separate our belligerents here - but they all have only one thing in mind, clearly, and will therefore have no problems going at it...
Ron Jeremy can bridge the gap and referee.

So a fair fight it will be!

First off, the 90s one-hit wonder, RIGHT SAID FRED...



And now, the latest music wonder
(the kind that makes us wonder "is it music, really?")
LMFAO




Well, Roaring Ron Jeremy gave his approval to the new kids there -
so I guess we have a winner... right, er, Fred?



Just wondering, though, what the outcome would have been if we had introduced these guys into this fray:





But not these guys.
Or those.
Or even those!

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