Une Baraque ou bien du Surgelé?

As with every electoral season,

and doubly so with this particular one,

there are crucial questions to be asked

(if not always answered entirely)

and there are decisions to be made

sometimes in the voting booth itself

(if it isn't always the case, actually!

Bring your coins and flip'em - eh?)

Beyond all that, now,

there are several PRE-ELECTION DAY questions

that merit an answer ASAP...

(As there will be many post-elections ones too;

we're sure...)

Such as...

WHICH ELECTION

WILL TRULY HOG THE LIMELIGHT?

THE AMERICAN MAIN EVENT...?

OR THE CANADIAN SUBSTANDARD OPENING ACT?

What will truly be more interesting now...

THE SMALLER BATTLES WAGED IN THE TRENCHES...?

OR THE TUSSLE BETWEEN TITANS AT THE SUMMIT

WHICH THRONES OVERALL...?!?

ULTIMATELY, THOUGH...

THE ONLY QUESTION THAT WILL MATTER IS...

WHICH ONE IS WORTHIER,

TRULY?

THE DYNAMIC DONKEY?

OR THE CRUSTY OL' ELEPHANT?!?

IN OTHER WORDS...

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY'S CANDIDATE...

OBAMA...

OR THE REPUBLICAN PARTY CANDIDATE...

Y'KNOW-WHO!

ALL-AMERICAN RED-BLOODED BOYS -

DO NOT

I REPEAT DO NOT

BASE YOUR VOTE UPON

THE HOTNESS FACTOR OF AN "OBAMA GIRL"...

OR THE "CANDIDNESS" OF A "McCAIN GIRL"...

Neither are remotely close to BOND GIRLS anyhow...!

AND THE RESULT OF THIS VOTE

IS A FOREGONE CONCLUSION ANYWAY...

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em - EH?

 

SORRY SARAH -

I FEEL FOR YOU,

I REALLY DO

ALTHOUGH IT DOES PALIN COMPARISON

TO THE SADNESS I FEEL FOR JOHN...!

AT 72 -

THIS WAS HIS ONE AND ONLY SHOT.

But it is well-documented:
good guys never win
finish last
and come in second to the bad guy
with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac connections
- oh, and Oprah, too...!

But, wait a second...
AGAIN - THAT NUMBER... 72.

But that is another sad story...

SARAH ALWAYS HAS
ALASKA...
HOCKEY...
2012
AND TINA FEY, TO FALL BACK ON...!

Which Tiger Shines Brighter?

Not to quote the rather cruel poem that goes like this: "Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright... Into The Forests of the Night...!"

But seriously now - which one is it?  Pick a kitty - any kitty!  (Not mocking them one iota here; the tiger has always been and will always be my favorite "Big Cat" - always! And here is why, one could say...!)

Tiger number 8 is the venerable Tomar - deceased just a few years back.

My apologies if putting him here, amidst more mercantile felines such as the GT, that Frosted Flakes flagship critter (that also shows up at store openings - such as K-Mart's - if we are to believe certain other sources) and the Esso variety as well, offends anyone out there...

I mean no harm - tiger's word!
(Yeah - they call *me* "tiger" too!  Peter Parker and me, both... But that is another story...)

Tomar lives on - for animals have souls too...

The purpose of this post here is another entirely; not to discuss the wildlife's afterlife (wildafterlife?) but something far simpler than that, really.

Let's just pick the best big cat here - shall we?

Cool!
Or should I say... "grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat"


Onwards to our tigers!
(All images are the property of their rightful owners - evidently!)

*Raaarrrghhh* - we have a winner here!

Noooooooo -

not Tony!

Never a "toe-knee" - NO!

That sounds like something

on a tiger's MENU, actually...!

But I tigress... uh, I mean, digress!

Heh-heh!

;)

The winner is...

The tiger cub - of course!

Awwwwwww...!

So cute!

;)

Until it gets older - yeah!

*Rarrrrrrrrgghhhhhh*

I mean... "meowrrrrrrrrrr" - of course!

*lol*