taste-testing blog: December 2008

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The 2008 Anthem - or End of the World Theme?





Singers: Madonna ft. Justin T. & Timbaland | Song: 4 Minutes
Read Lyrics - Forward this Song to your Friends



Here are them lyrics...

Timbaland:
I'm outta time and all I got is 4 minutes
(Fricki fricki)
4 minutes eh
(x8)

Ha ha
Yeah
Ha ha
Breakdown come on

Justin Timberlake:
Hey
Uh
Come on
Madonna

Madonna:
Come on boy I've been waiting for somebody to pick up my stroll

Justin:
Now don't waste time, give me desire, tell me how you wanna roll

Madonna:
I want somebody to speed it up for me then take it down slow
There's enough room for both

Justin:
Girl I can hit you back just gotta show me where it's at
Are you ready to go? (Are you ready to go?)

Madonna and Justin:
If you want it
You've already got it
If you thought it
It better be what you want

If you feel it
It must be real just
Say the word and
I'ma give you what you want

Madonna:
Time is waiting

Justin:
We only got four minutes to save the world

Madonna:
No hesitating
Grab a boy

Justin:
Go grab your girl

Madonna:
Time is waiting

Justin:
We only got four minutes to save the world

Madonna:
No hesitating

Justin:
We only got four minutes huh four minutes
So keep it up keep it up
Don't be afraid
Madonna

Madonna:
You gotta get em a heart
Tick tock tick tock tick tock

Justin:
That's right keep it up keep it up
Don't be afraid
Madonna

Madonna:
You gotta get em a heart
Tick tock tick tock tick tock
Sometimes I think what I need is a you intervention

Yeah

Justin:
And I know I can tell that you like it and that it's good
By the way that you move
Oh hey

Madonna:
The road to heaven is paved with good intentions
Yeah

Justin:
But if I die tonight at least I can say I did what I wanted to do
Tell me how 'bout you?

Madonna and Justin:
If you want it
You've already got it
If you thought it
It better be what you want

If you feel it
It must be real just
Say the word and
I'ma give you what you want

Madonna:
Time is waiting

Justin:
We only got four minutes to save the world

Madonna:
No hesitating
Grab a boy

Justin:
Go grab your girl

Madonna:
Time is waiting

Justin:
We only got four minutes to save the world

Madonna:
No hesitating

Justin:
We only got four minutes huh four minutes
So keep it up keep it up
Don't be afraid
Madonna

Madonna:
You gotta get em a heart
Tick tock tick tock tick tock

Justin:
That's right keep it up keep it up
Don't be afraid
Madonna

Madonna:
You gotta get em a heart
Tick tock tick tock tick tock

Timbaland:
Breakdown
Yeah

Madonna:
Tick tock tick tock tick tock

Timbaland:
Yeah uh

Madonna:
Tick tock tick tock tick tock

Timbaland:
I've only got four minutes to save the world

(Copyright: Timbaland and the gang - 2008!)



Now THIS taste-test is very simple:
vote for whichever one of the three vocalists here
that gave a better performance -
given the circumstances and all...
Timbaland sure is still in contention
even if he has closer to 4 seconds of "air time" here
rather than 4 minutes...

Consider, also,
that the message about these supposed FINAL FOUR minutes
is one to encourage some "grabbing"
(grab ass action, by any other word!)
and so, these final four minutes of earthly existence
will consumed in fornication...
Not a bad way to go -
but surely an embarrassing one - no?

Anyway...

FINALLY...

Listen closely to the song, too...
Mad-Onna clearly says it like it is:
"the road to HELL is paved with good intentions"
- to hell, DUH, not to heaven at all
unlike what the quote/endquote "official" lyrics
would have you believe - against all rhyme, reason or plain common sense...


Now vote already!

;)

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Sunday, December 14, 2008

Pinkie versus Pinkie now...!





Emily Haines'
take on what "Pink" is supposed to be...




And the artist known as Pink
and her own lamentation
(she's either the "last to know"
or finishing dead last
in a race of two!)


Special guest judge for this one:
(you can guess it)
the Pink Panther!
(Hey - beats Simon Cowell,
Paula Abdul
and that black dude
any day of the week -
thrice on sweeps week!)



You can also vote, by the way,
on which version
of the Pink Panther
you like best!





The lead singer of Metric
versus that tomboyish Pink chick -
only I could have thought of that,
right?

Don't answer that!



Note, though...


Hint-hint-hint...
color patterns
mark *my* fave(s)...! ;)


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