taste-testing blog: March 2018

Sunday, March 25, 2018

*JL* SDTK!

You didn't like the Justice League movie, 
released last year and just issued 
in Blu-Ray and DVD...? 

Curse you to Apokolips - and beyond! 

However, before you're deported via a 
good old-fashioned ''boom tube'' 
(kirbyism - not my fault!) 
and become Granny Goodness' b!tch... 
Try and make sense - for once - 
LISTEN to this GREAT 
SOUNDTRACK - 
and pick a tune. 

NOW































































































Oopsy-do... 
Got carried away there... once again! 
BUT YOU ALL DESERVE IT - 
TO BE SHOT FULL OF H20 HOLES! 
Giving billions to BP and Coco... COCO! 
And not to the Justice LEAGUE... 
THE... JUSTICE... LEAGUE! 
What an Injustice! 
So... I got carried away here. 
But surely, although you're most likely 
a third Marvel Zombie... 
a third BIASED CRAP... 
and a third plain moron... 
you can still tell the difference 
between the actual film's music 
and other tracks... that come from elsewhere 
and elsewhen... RIGHT?!? 


See if I care!!!

SIGRID WINS - 
(because everybody knows; you're in trouble!)
I HAVE BLOGGED!

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Tuesday, March 20, 2018

FABULOUS FEUDS!

There have been some doozies over the decades, out there, pitting giants and dwarves against each other... until death did them part. Or sheer embarrassment - for both sides - whichever came first? Anyway...  It is human nature to crave such things, it seems - we are born belligerent and petty - and we die that way, oftentimes. Those who do not dare partake in such silly warfare watch on from the sidelines, secretly dreaming and concocting their very own scaled-down versions of those things, in their own backyards... Full-scale high profile rivalries are the ones getting all the time in the spotlight, of course - but who wants such scrutiny, when you can triumph over your quarry in totally comfortable sheer anonymity - hmm? Plus, such a way to go about it may help greatly, later on, in a court of so-called "law" - which is not a disadvantageous bonus at all! But we digress...

The high profile feuds are the only ones the masses can know about, for sure - thus the only ones we can ask about, here, for *you* to vote on - on the taste-testing blog! DUH.   And, indeed, there are so  many ongoing great ones right now... it's not even funny! Most of them are much-chronicled too, sure... But they were never bothered with here - so...! Historically, there have been many vicious ones, also... Several didn't end until one of the two rivals was officially out of it - whether out of business or six feet under! We'll get to those in a jiffy... don't worry!

Now, the latest, greatest to hit the airwaves (or the net, or wherever it is being broadcast, really - like, who truly cares or watches anymore - huh?) is this one:


Donna-Adorable vs Joel McHale 


Rrrrrrright. 


With that in mind and in sight, what would *you* call 
the most fabulous feud of all... 
ever... anywhere... OF ALL TIME?


This one? 








or is it... this one:








Or could it be... this one? 

















Are there others we should have given 
a chance to here...?

A Fast Food Free-For-All - 
pitting the clown, the king, the bear 
and many others against each other? 

A Pizza Dough Battle Royale - 
with the hut, BP and several doubles 
all gunning for Caesar's laurels...? 

Haute Couture Showdown? 

Grand Chef Gastronomy Face-Off?  

TV Ratings War... lol, ah, no; not that one! 
Traditional TV has long been dead now...!!! 

Movie Studios? 
Specific Industry Giants...? 
Governments...? 

Hell - this is gonna end with 
WORLD WAR III here!!!

Let's not go there... eh


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