It Had To Happen - Luminous Vs Radiant!

Who are we to believe anyway - some mulato bimbo nobody knows or the one, the only, ex-Mrs. Pitt, Jennifer Aniston?  The choice couldn't be any clearer - but let's try to make it so anyway, by viewing these things here...

First, à toute seigneurie tout honneur...

Luminous... Olay!  (Olé?)

Well... that was... short! 

Short and concise!

Just like Luminous... eh?

Let's... not go there!

Uh... next!

Oh yeah - NOW we're talking... BABY! 

This is POSITIVELY RADIANT! 

And positive radiance, too! 

(Get the nuance, folks?)

Plus it lasts like double the time...

Jen is THAT DAMN GOOD - 

she has a longer-lasting effect on everyone!

Well, everyone except Brad...

But that's another story! 

No talking about this anyway - NO MORE! 

Jen's our FRIEND - remember?!?

So then, after these rather *basic* exposés... 

Isn't the choice clearer now? Huh? HUH? 

Yeah - it damn sure is!

I'm going with NIVEA - FOR MEN!

What about YOU?

;-)