Tees-ing Ya!

You know...

I look at the competition. 

I look at the competition - a lot! 

And I think to myself... what a 

wonderful world?!? 

No, that's not it! 

I think to myself... what a crock! 

Like this piece of crock right here: 

eBay: NEW Tagged KELLY SHAW The Riot Starts Here Slogan White T-shirt S UK 10 RRP £60 https://t.co/DTqJvPMmtj pic.twitter.com/3dIUns6bHi

— US Design T-Shirts (@USDesignTShirts) December 15, 2018

It's a ''US Design''... Of course! 

Now why, tell me, why 

would that be considered worthier, 

trendier, hipper, in any way better 

than one of my very own 

LUMINOUS TEES - eh? 

One such as this: 

--- for sheer example! 

(plenty more *brilliant* if not always 

*luminous* per say 
such examples/samples 

over at 

www.luminous.online 
see you there!) 

It must be aaaaaaaaall a question of 

TASTE - indeed! 

But we are not here to evaluate 

different tastes - nope! 

Even though this is the 

TASTE-TESTING BLOG 

and all... 

We're testing tastes here... 

in a different way! 

How about this: 

TOP TEN T-SHIRT 

DESIGNS 

THAT WILL 

*NEVER* 

MAKE IT ONTO 

OUR LINE OF 

LUMINOUS TEES 

OFFERINGS! 

No. 10 - a quote from Gordon! 

No. 9 - that says it all... 

No. 8 - typical angry face... 

No. 7 - sticking it to them! 

No. 6 - a message to the community... 

No. 5 - just making it clear... 

No. 4 - walk on the wild side now... 

No. 3 - pride... 

No. 2 - eyes on the prize(s)... 

And No. 1 

The Apex of Blasé. 

Meh. 

WHICH ONE 

IS IN POORER TASTE? 

HUH?

Just so you know it, now, 

without a shadow of a doubt: 

my LUMINOUS TEES are tasteful, 

cool and, quite simply, 

FANTABULOUS! 

WEAR 'EM OR WEEP! 

Your choice...! 

DRINKING BINGE!

hey... hey-hey-hey!!! 

After a whole NIGHT spent 

drinking...

it is amazing one can even 

indulge in some BLOGGING - 

like, at all...!!! 

Eh?

and drinking 

ALL SORTS OF BOOZE too...

out of all possible noozes!!! 

ahhhhh - 

we have a winner:

BEER WITH ME

It is the nature of the bloggety-blog beast here; 

it is kinda difficult to perform a true-blue 

''taste-test'' on the premises, on the spot here... 

is it not! 

Best thing we can and will do - 

we will sacrifice ourselves 

taste it all for ya - free of charge... 

AND LET YOU KNOW THE RESULTS! 

And all you will have to do, then, 

is OBEY and go for the one WE SAY 

IS THE BEST... 

Capisce?  

Todo Bem! 

LET'S DO THIS! 

No, folks - you cannot go wrong with this choice here: 

a six-pack (bottles, not cans - you redneck!) 

and you get to sample three, count 'em, three beers!!! 

(Two of each - duh. In case (!) you need a second opinion 

- or your taste buds need more of the stuff to fully 

assess the bitterness... or the bitterness of the taste! 

Because this is BEER... it is supposed to be AWFUL!) 

Having stated all that... 

Lochness and Titanic are... ok! 

If you love your beers to have that certain 

aqua feeling - unless it is nautical nausea, that is! 

And if chugging down a strong beer is your thing - 

you cannot go wrong with this Canon thing here! 

And you may have fun 

thinking how it was conceived, brewed,, bottled 

(always hoping for the best...) 

and/or imagining how you will dispose 

of that second bottle of it -  

whether you cook with it 

or simply use that to unclog your sink...

I do prefer sample cases myself, anyway - 

you do not want to be stuck with 6 or -oh Lord- 12 or 24 

of the awful one you just cannot chug down, 

not even holding your breath and thinking 

of fine liquors - or fine wines! 

But if you are sure of your tastes... 

then you may go for one of the following indeed: 

Wheat and flowers - you can't go wrong with this one! 

Reminds me of their Équinoxe one... (see video below) 

(WAY, FAR BELOW NOW...!) 

And I don't know why but I always picture 

Céline with a bottle of this... after a show!? 

Can't believe ''Dieu du Ciel'' did not approach her 

about a commercial for the stuff...

This one - spicy, sure... 

I expected to LOVE IT TO DEATH... sort of. 

But the homage to Vasco de Gama 

falls considerably short. 

Vasco drank fine wine, anyway.

I quickly developed an aversion to this one - 

it can go (back) to hell, for all I care... 

never mind how strong it is!!! 

And this pale one doesn't know if it wants to be 

a strong beer - or a radler! 

A misbegotten misfit somewhere between the two, rather...!!! 

PASS. 

Thus, ultimately, I decree (order) this: 

drink water instead! 

You do not want to drink beer 

in the morning anyway - 

now do you?!? 

Drunkard...!

*JL* SDTK!

You didn't like the Justice League movie, 

released last year and just issued 

in Blu-Ray and DVD...? 

Curse you to Apokolips - and beyond! 

However, before you're deported via a 

good old-fashioned ''boom tube'' 

(kirbyism - not my fault!) 

and become Granny Goodness' b!tch... 

Try and make sense - for once - 

LISTEN to this GREAT 

SOUNDTRACK - 

and pick a tune. 

NOW

Oopsy-do... 

Got carried away there... once again! 

BUT YOU ALL DESERVE IT - 

TO BE SHOT FULL OF H20 HOLES! 

Giving billions to BP and Coco... COCO! 

And not to the Justice LEAGUE... 

THE... JUSTICE... LEAGUE! 

What an Injustice! 

So... I got carried away here. 

But surely, although you're most likely 

a third Marvel Zombie... 

a third BIASED CRAP... 

and a third plain moron... 

you can still tell the difference 

between the actual film's music 

and other tracks... that come from elsewhere 

and elsewhen... RIGHT?!? 

See if I care!!!

SIGRID WINS - 

(because everybody knows; you're in trouble!)

I HAVE BLOGGED!