Best of Beck...?

You choose:

Battle of the Mandys

YEAH...
it is really hard to tell, right now, 
which one of these broads 
is really/truly 
MORE ANNOYING...

...sure she is... 

 

Is it the WWE Mandy? 
Mandy Rose ~ whose heart 
(heart-of-a-floozie) 
appears to be torn three ways - 
not just two!!  
(Threeways appeared to be fit for her, too 
when the WWE writers sat down to  
ponder the question and all... I am sure! 
They thought of Three's Company...
sssssssssssure!)  

Is it... MANDY - THE MOVIE! 

Caught as the poor gal is 

-somewhere halfway between 

Left Behind and Ghost Rider 

with just a little hint of 

Drive Angry thrown in there, 

for extreme good measure...!- 

in the dire wastelands of 

Nicholas Cage's 

cinematic career... 

What else can be expected, 

really...?

OR COULD IT REALLY BE...

MANDY MOORE

Here she is... THE ORIGINAL MANDY 

OF THE MODERN AGE... with her Candy...!!!  

Sooooooooooo annoying!!! 

And we'll just throw in 
an additional MANDIE 
into this mix/mess... 



... just for the heck of it! 

Thin Lines

... between victory and defeat?

... between love and hate?  

... between pleasure and pain? 

But that's another story - 

for another blog!!! 

I mean... there is thin 

and then there is WAY TOO THIN...!!! 

It is a fine, fine line between skinny - and unhealthy!

But it truly, really is a debate for another BLOG!!! 

How about these two thin lines now: 

TROOPER (with a little help from... Superman?!?) 
sang about a THIN *WHITE* LINE... 

TIGER (...) some 10 years later 

sang of a THIN *RED* LINE... 

WHICH ONE WAS BETTER...? 

AND THE DEBATE RRRAGES ON...! 

Led Zeppelin 1969

Everybody raves about WHOLE LOTTA LOVE; 

but which song, 50 years ago, truly gave us a clue 

about this legendary Led Zep bunch of guys 

(commonly, they refer to them as a "band" yes) 

and the heights that they would reach...? 

Dazed and Confused?

(Hey - DC!)

How Many More Times?

Communication Breakdown? 

You Shook Me?

Babe I'm Gonna Leave You?

Sitting and Thinking...?!?

... or any of those covers?!? 

Alright, alright, alright... 

A WHOLE LOTTA LOVE 

it is! 

And only a year later 

(a few months, really!) 

we had the 

IMMIGRANT SONG 

and, 5 years later, 

KASHMIR 

Year-End Box-Office Drawn-Out

... FIGHT TO THE FINISH ... 

(of 2018) 

!!! 

THE TWO MARIES... 

cancel each other out, 

really! 

_______________________________________

There's always 

''Three Marys'' 

though... 

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But then there is 

that buzz floating around - 

BUMBLEBEE 

--- silly Tinseltown, though; 

haven't they heard that 

CARS POLLUTE, 

ROBOTS ARE EVIL and 

BEES ARE DEAD.

And we will die with them.  

But that's another story. 

Onwards with the MOVIES: 

what about those 

MORTAL ENGINES... eh 

... well ... 

That one was dead in the water 

right out of the gate as well! 

But speaking of water...

How is THAT for a perceived to be 

perennial "fifth wheel" --- EH! 

none of the above competitors 

(Mary Queen of Scots, 

Mary Poppins Returns, 

Mortal Engines, 

Bumblebee) 

and none of the other 2018 rivals 

for both cash and great honors 

(Black Panther, Avengers: Infinity War, 

Welcome To Marwen, 

that atrocious Venom 

or anybody else you would care 

to make a mention of here...!) 

can touch this film: 

AQUAMAN 

is, without a doubt, 

head and shoulders above 

ALL of those productions 

AND ALL SUPER-HEROES EVER 

PUT TO FILM --- 

for the sheer splendor of its 

ATLANTIS! 

And the directorial prowess of 

James Wan! 

And its incomparable cast 

which includes so many notables 

surrounding Amber Heard's Mera 

and Jason Momoa's Aquaman: 

Nicole Kidman, Willem Dafoe, 

Dolph Lundgren, Patrick Wilson, 

Temuera Morrison, Otis Dhanji, 

Djimon Hounsou, Graham McTavish, 

Sophia Forrest, Natalia Safran, 

Randall Park, Michael Beach, Ludi Lin, 

John Rhys-Davies, 

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II 

and Julie Andrews...!!!

AND WAIT UNTIL 

DVD AND DIGITAL SALES 

START COMING IN, TOO...!!! 

You may snub it for Oscar contention, 

Academy STIFFS - 

but you better not be giving it 

to a Marvel instead 

solely based upon sheer 

box-office tally 

or alleged 

"social significance" 

either! 

 AQUAMAN 

has changed 

super-hero movies 

and the industry 

FOREVERMORE - 

not anybody else! 

Isn't it too bad 
STAN LEE 
isn't alive to see it 
happening either... 
hmm? 

Tees-ing Ya!

You know...

I look at the competition. 

I look at the competition - a lot! 

And I think to myself... what a 

wonderful world?!? 

No, that's not it! 

I think to myself... what a crock! 

Like this piece of crock right here: 

eBay: NEW Tagged KELLY SHAW The Riot Starts Here Slogan White T-shirt S UK 10 RRP £60 https://t.co/DTqJvPMmtj pic.twitter.com/3dIUns6bHi

— US Design T-Shirts (@USDesignTShirts) December 15, 2018

It's a ''US Design''... Of course! 

Now why, tell me, why 

would that be considered worthier, 

trendier, hipper, in any way better 

than one of my very own 

LUMINOUS TEES - eh? 

One such as this: 

--- for sheer example! 

(plenty more *brilliant* if not always 

*luminous* per say 
such examples/samples 

over at 

www.luminous.online 
see you there!) 

It must be aaaaaaaaall a question of 

TASTE - indeed! 

But we are not here to evaluate 

different tastes - nope! 

Even though this is the 

TASTE-TESTING BLOG 

and all... 

We're testing tastes here... 

in a different way! 

How about this: 

TOP TEN T-SHIRT 

DESIGNS 

THAT WILL 

*NEVER* 

MAKE IT ONTO 

OUR LINE OF 

LUMINOUS TEES 

OFFERINGS! 

No. 10 - a quote from Gordon! 

No. 9 - that says it all... 

No. 8 - typical angry face... 

No. 7 - sticking it to them! 

No. 6 - a message to the community... 

No. 5 - just making it clear... 

No. 4 - walk on the wild side now... 

No. 3 - pride... 

No. 2 - eyes on the prize(s)... 

And No. 1 

The Apex of Blasé. 

Meh. 

WHICH ONE 

IS IN POORER TASTE? 

HUH?

Just so you know it, now, 

without a shadow of a doubt: 

my LUMINOUS TEES are tasteful, 

cool and, quite simply, 

FANTABULOUS! 

WEAR 'EM OR WEEP! 

Your choice...!