Boston vs Carolina

The top-seeded Boston Bruins are squaring off with the Carolina Hurricanes right now - and, instead of comparing the two here as I could have easily done...

(Boston - top-notch organization, an Original, rock-solid...
Carolina - used to be based in Hartford, not-so-stable...
Boston - a great blend of new talent with veteran saavy
Carolina - a rag-tag collection of misfits and leftovers!
Boston - a team worthy of a championship
Carolina - a bunch that should make their exit NOW...
Boston - well-served by a mascot that is appropriate
Carolina - has a mascot that doesn't make any sense!
What has a PIG got to do with HURRICANES?
Only Pablo Picasso would know... or would have come up with something so absurd?
But I am digressing now...!)

I choose to go with BOSTON - the great band with legendary status!
And, as its counterpart, a little-known upstart band that is hoping for some kind of status soon - Carolina Liar!

A liar...

'Nuff said, methinks...

Aye, there are other tunes included here - you may, if you wish, subdivide the hostilities down to several mid-card match-ups here, such as:
Simple Minds versus the Everly Brothers (?!?)
Nightwish versus 10cc
Eric Carmen versus Clint Mansell
or Calla versus the Kronos Quartet...!
But PLEASE - leave BOSTON (soundly defeating) CAROLINA LIAR as the MAIN EVENT... thank you!


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