Bootlegs R Us

 Pick your best investment now - 

among all this bogus merchandise! 

Battle of the Captains! Yes Sir!

And, truly, it is the battle of the CORNIEST SONG...

So is it going to be...

CAPITAINE FLAM... of France (!)

(with two odd buddies/cronies tagging along - I forget their names!)







or

CAPTAIN AMERICA... of you-know-where! (duh!)

(with buddy Hawkeye (ESQ - AND RIP!) tagging along here...)






Place your bets... faîtes vos choix... rien ne va plus... uh...
last call!?



The choice is obvious...!?


(Just be content that I did not include
Captain Caveman...!)