Bootlegs R Us

 Pick your best investment now - 

among all this bogus merchandise! 

Christmas Crisis 2018: Santas Vs Everybody

Your mission: pick the best fight (not as in ''picking the fight'' yourself - duh! Choose which match-up is the most... ah... evenly matched, potentially, shall we say?) and then kick back and enjoy... if you can! YOU HAVE ONE JOB... can you do it?!? 

SANTA CLAUS VERSUS KRAMPUS 

SANTA CLAUS VERSUS DONALD TRUMP 

SANTA CLAUS (?) VERSUS... OBAMA

SANTA CLAUS VERSUS... MOSES?!?

SANTA CLAUS VERSUS SPIDERMAN! 

(with a little help from a batty friend...!) 

SANTA CLAUS VERSUS DEADPOOL

(GET THAT JERK, Jolly St. Nick --- 

GET HIM GOOOD!!!)

RED & BLACK & BLUE! 

SANTAS MIXING IT UP - ALL THE WAY!

SANTA VERSUS CHICKENS 

SANTA BRAWL!!!

er... mixed tag-team action?!?

SANTA CLAUS VERSUS 

MOST EVERYONE - AT ONCE! 

(we knew that batty fiend 

would prove to be a fickle friend at best!) 

SANTA CLAUS VERSUS 

THE MARTIANS 

and SANTA CLAUS VERSUS 

THE EASTER BUNNY - 

of course...

... and what do you think 

*I* say here... HUH? 

Well... 

What do you think...? 

I GOTTA SIDE WITH DRUMPF!!! 

Battle of the Captains! Yes Sir!

And, truly, it is the battle of the CORNIEST SONG...

So is it going to be...

CAPITAINE FLAM... of France (!)

(with two odd buddies/cronies tagging along - I forget their names!)







or

CAPTAIN AMERICA... of you-know-where! (duh!)

(with buddy Hawkeye (ESQ - AND RIP!) tagging along here...)






Place your bets... faîtes vos choix... rien ne va plus... uh...
last call!?



The choice is obvious...!?


(Just be content that I did not include
Captain Caveman...!)