Witchbashing --- again!

After destroying the self-proclaimed 

''master of the mystic arts'' 

what could be more natural 

than this: 

finding the WORST 

(not the best, no - the worst!) 

WITCH MUSIC 

to be found on YouTube today! 

It is only fitting that it would be 

*WORST WITCH* 

- because there is no ''best'' 

or (much less) ''bestie'' here; 

only a beastie, perhaps... 

But that is another story...!!!

The contenders: 

WORST OF *ALL* NOW: 

BUT THAT IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY! 

Wonder Vs Witch!

No, before you ask...

If you were, indeed, wondering there... 

(if only for a second!)

This is not about the film "Wonder" 

or "Wonder Wheel" even... 

It is *Wonder Woman* indeed - 

but, again, NO - 

it is not what you may be thinking 

when it comes to the "Witch" part either... 

For it certainly is not "Scarlet Witch" 

- that would be too ridiculously easy - 

rather, it is about a ~male~ witch; 

the blasted wretch they call 

Doctor Strange! 

Not that he could possibly prove to be much 

-at all- in the way of a challenge 

but, at least, he does have 

something to oppose WW - 

a soundtrack, that is! 

now, after all this WONDERful 

mixture of sights & sounds... 

how can you possibly 

put up with that strange crap? 

You don't have to, mind you...

But we have to give you 

the choice here - and here it is: 

HECK... EVEN BLACK CANARY 

has a better soundtrack than Strange! 

AND ATOMIC BLONDE

Warlock's was much better than Strange! 

and this one too...

And if it is to be just between cinematic quacks... 

DOCTOR DOLITTLE 

is eons above 

DOCTOR STRANGE!

... especially this version:

SO, WE HAVE 

A WONDER... 

I mean... 

A WINNER! 

We always knew it... 

BEER WITH ME

It is the nature of the bloggety-blog beast here; 

it is kinda difficult to perform a true-blue 

''taste-test'' on the premises, on the spot here... 

is it not! 

Best thing we can and will do - 

we will sacrifice ourselves 

taste it all for ya - free of charge... 

AND LET YOU KNOW THE RESULTS! 

And all you will have to do, then, 

is OBEY and go for the one WE SAY 

IS THE BEST... 

Capisce?  

Todo Bem! 

LET'S DO THIS! 

No, folks - you cannot go wrong with this choice here: 

a six-pack (bottles, not cans - you redneck!) 

and you get to sample three, count 'em, three beers!!! 

(Two of each - duh. In case (!) you need a second opinion 

- or your taste buds need more of the stuff to fully 

assess the bitterness... or the bitterness of the taste! 

Because this is BEER... it is supposed to be AWFUL!) 

Having stated all that... 

Lochness and Titanic are... ok! 

If you love your beers to have that certain 

aqua feeling - unless it is nautical nausea, that is! 

And if chugging down a strong beer is your thing - 

you cannot go wrong with this Canon thing here! 

And you may have fun 

thinking how it was conceived, brewed,, bottled 

(always hoping for the best...) 

and/or imagining how you will dispose 

of that second bottle of it -  

whether you cook with it 

or simply use that to unclog your sink...

I do prefer sample cases myself, anyway - 

you do not want to be stuck with 6 or -oh Lord- 12 or 24 

of the awful one you just cannot chug down, 

not even holding your breath and thinking 

of fine liquors - or fine wines! 

But if you are sure of your tastes... 

then you may go for one of the following indeed: 

Wheat and flowers - you can't go wrong with this one! 

Reminds me of their Équinoxe one... (see video below) 

(WAY, FAR BELOW NOW...!) 

And I don't know why but I always picture 

Céline with a bottle of this... after a show!? 

Can't believe ''Dieu du Ciel'' did not approach her 

about a commercial for the stuff...

This one - spicy, sure... 

I expected to LOVE IT TO DEATH... sort of. 

But the homage to Vasco de Gama 

falls considerably short. 

Vasco drank fine wine, anyway.

I quickly developed an aversion to this one - 

it can go (back) to hell, for all I care... 

never mind how strong it is!!! 

And this pale one doesn't know if it wants to be 

a strong beer - or a radler! 

A misbegotten misfit somewhere between the two, rather...!!! 

PASS. 

Thus, ultimately, I decree (order) this: 

drink water instead! 

You do not want to drink beer 

in the morning anyway - 

now do you?!? 

Drunkard...!